you’re such a dick
put on your boxing gloves
go ahead
take a swing at me
if you’re that upset

what pissed you off
anyway
it doesn’t matter
you seem to be at a loss for words

you just
want to flail your arms
in hope of harming
me

i fail to believe
this is an answer to anything

you keep shouting
put up your dukes

you’re crazy man
i won’t fight
over what
you still won’t say

are you really so mad
or is this some sort of anger issue
place a call
to your shrink
don’t take it out on an innocent

stop shouting nonsense
stop carrying on
in this idiotic manner
yes idiotic not moronic

have you forgotten
my hands and feet are registered
as lethal weapons

ok enough
watch out
hi-yah
i’ll end this quick
with a karate chop
to your dick